raptorix replied to your post “Hey Poupon, since I know you like griffins and things with griffins in, I wanted you to know there is at least one in Dragon’s Dogma. Sadly you have to kill it to advance the plot, and I don’t know how you’d feel about that. But it’s epic and about fifty times the size of the humans, and could probably squish the player character with its foot if it chose to. So if you want a thing with a griffin in, there is one for you :)”
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING IT AND YOU RECRUITED MY PAWN, FABIO A COUPLE TIMES! HE BROUGHT ME BACK ROCKS! <3
Rocks? ROCKS? WHAT IS THAT MISERLY BULLSHIT YOU’VE BEEN PULLING, PAST SELF. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. ROCK GIFTS. WHY IF MY XBOX HADN’T REDRINGED THEN I’D GET FABIO TO LAVISH YOU WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PRESENTS TO SHOW THE DEPTHS OF MY CONTRITION. Rocks. unbelievable.