I feel like i lack a critical component to complete the human experience—one that seems to come so innately to others. For so long my baffled silence on the subject—which comes up so very often on tumblr—has brought me nothing but alienation and anguish. But no longer!
Yes, it is time to come cleand and admit i cannot judge the quality of asses.
I hear people say “he has a nice butt” or “LHOOQ” and I’m like… “okay? Yes. I am in agreement RE: your assessment of the ass”. But inside I’m like i have no idea if that butt is nice or not.
What is the difference between a good ass and a bad ass? Is there a standardized metric i have never learned? Bubble butt is supposed to be bad, I guess, but so I am told is flatbutt? But I don’t think any of those things look bad? By what measure is a good but made????????? Is fearful symmetry a component in glute glamour, or is the assymetric look in style? Should we judge the butt not by the shape of its muscle, but of the content of its character?
AND FOR GODSAKE, WHAT OF MULES AND BURROS?