1. I feel like i lack a critical component to complete the human experience—one that seems to come so innately to others. For so long my baffled silence on the subject—which comes up so very often on tumblr—has brought me nothing but alienation and anguish. But no longer!

    Yes, it is time to come cleand and admit i cannot judge the quality of asses.

    I hear people say “he has a nice butt” or “LHOOQ” and I’m like… “okay? Yes. I am in agreement RE: your assessment of the ass”. But inside I’m like i have no idea if that butt is nice or not. 

    What is the difference between a good ass and a bad ass? Is there a standardized metric i have never learned? Bubble butt is supposed to be bad, I guess, but so I am told is flatbutt? But I don’t think any of those things look bad? By what measure is a good but made????????? Is fearful symmetry a component in glute glamour, or is the assymetric look in style? Should we judge the butt not by the shape of its muscle, but of the content of its character?

    AND FOR GODSAKE, WHAT OF MULES AND BURROS? 

  2. Last Tuesday you might have thought you were voting on the president, but in actuality you were voting on if EK Weaver drew some more mantouching or not. And mantouching won! Surprise! 
Lineart by EK, auteur of <Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal, coloring by me, victory by America.
E: maybe it’s gauche to say so here, but in the future my NSFW art will be posted on  Tijuana_ebooks! Alas, the account is woefully underpopulated and under-designed at the moment but it’ll eventually be chock-a-block with all sorts of filth, some of which has never been posted to tumblr before (mostly out of shame)

    Last Tuesday you might have thought you were voting on the president, but in actuality you were voting on if EK Weaver drew some more mantouching or not. And mantouching won! Surprise! 

    Lineart by EK, auteur of <Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal, coloring by me, victory by America.

    E: maybe it’s gauche to say so here, but in the future my NSFW art will be posted on  Tijuana_ebooks! Alas, the account is woefully underpopulated and under-designed at the moment but it’ll eventually be chock-a-block with all sorts of filth, some of which has never been posted to tumblr before (mostly out of shame)

  3. 2 daes
I played multiplayer for the first time  late last night (early this morning?) with comrades Raptorix, Reegener (who is doing her own wonderfully colorful countdown. why I was completely unaware of it until today. that is wrong) and our host, Kylogram.  I am spectacularly bad at video games, but it was fun! And I just realized all of our names started with either a R or a K. COINCIDENCE? Yes.
Raptorix and I the fortune of acquiring twin Drell vanguards! Hers was named Skittles and&#8230; fuck I forgot my guy&#8217;s name. No, it was Maleon Lloard. Pronounced &#8220;Melon Lord&#8221;, of course. I drew a picture of our double Drell strategy, which was dazzle the enemies with our seductive dance skills and cartwheels (not pictured) while more competent team members did the actual killing. Or that was my strategy. Not sure if I communicated it to her.

    2 daes

    I played multiplayer for the first time  late last night (early this morning?) with comrades Raptorix, Reegener (who is doing her own wonderfully colorful countdown. why I was completely unaware of it until today. that is wrong) and our host, Kylogram.  I am spectacularly bad at video games, but it was fun! And I just realized all of our names started with either a R or a K. COINCIDENCE? Yes.

    Raptorix and I the fortune of acquiring twin Drell vanguards! Hers was named Skittles and… fuck I forgot my guy’s name. No, it was Maleon Lloard. Pronounced “Melon Lord”, of course. I drew a picture of our double Drell strategy, which was dazzle the enemies with our seductive dance skills and cartwheels (not pictured) while more competent team members did the actual killing. Or that was my strategy. Not sure if I communicated it to her.

  4. I am giving you want you want, tumblr. Why don&#8217;t you love me.
this is what you want
this is what you want

    I am giving you want you want, tumblr. Why don’t you love me.

    this is what you want

    this is what you want

  5. goatprince:

    gaywalrus:

    theramblinggirl:

    buttstuck:

    orangelemonartt:

    Mari, look

    KAYLEIGH YOU’RE MAKING ME REBLOG IT AGAIN KLDAFSJSDKL

    Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts….

    BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

    HOT DAAAAAAMN BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

    well i honestly can’t not reblog this can i

    You could but the world would’ve been so much poorer for it

    (Source: poisonparadise-has-moved)

  6. skleepafterthesis:

One last image. David Hawke is the master of butt-touching.
The problem is, he only ever wants to touch Fenris’s butt.

hey everyone, Ansemaru has a art tumblr now! he draws touchings of the butts and personae and homestucks and other cute things if that interests you.

    skleepafterthesis:

    One last image. David Hawke is the master of butt-touching.

    The problem is, he only ever wants to touch Fenris’s butt.

    hey everyone, Ansemaru has a art tumblr now! he draws touchings of the butts and personae and homestucks and other cute things if that interests you.