everyone is fangirling over cullen but I’m just ??? I can’t see him as anything but this neck ruff bird goodbye
Now I’m not going to be able to stop thinking of that vest thing as Cullen’s breeding plumage.
His plumage is a very effective mating display.
I don’t know its mating efficacy, but it sure is effective to finally stop me thinking of him as “like Judge Magister Gabranth, but seventy percent lumpier and SEVENTY HUNDRED PERCENT NUTTIER”