So I got an E-Mail from Amazon about new MP3s and stuff, but my window was zoomed way far out, the album art wouldn’t display and I wasn’t wearing my glasses so I read
as a listing for Pink’s new album ”The Truth Abortion” and I was like DAMN PINK U GETTING DANGEROUSLY POLITICAL. Was this some sort of musical expose on the ubiquitous spread of deception and the death of honesty? What would it be like, a reverse On The Decline of the Art of Lying but from the similarity of the title to The God Delusion does that imply that she’s mixing Twain and Oscar Wilde with some Richard Dawkins-ian social theory PLUS some feminist influence? I was pretty excited because it seemed like it promised to be an philosophically eclectic but fascinating and POSSIBLY unlistenable as hell concept album. But then I zoomed in.
False alarm pop is still really dumb