Lying in a bed beside the beautiful Calypso made it harder than trying to kill the one-eyed cyclops.
DO NOT GET BITTEN BY THE ONE-EYED SNAKE! SHOW THE ONE-EYED SNAKE YOU ARE ITS BOSS!
The use of the phrase ‘one-eyed’ is what makes this masterful.
Greek mythology/history, gay sex is always
…percy jackson?
LOLOLOL
I just choked on my tea. lmao!
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