1. raptorix:

    bellecs:

    Asked by ANON: Favorite 80s Fantasy Films

    The 80s was truly the best decade for cheesy 80s fantasy films. If you haven’t seen all of these, you’re missing out. In order of pictures:

    • Legend (1985) 
    • The Last Unicorn (1982)
    • Ladyhawke (1985)
    • Labyrinth (1986)
    • The Secret of Nimh (1982) 
    • The Neverending Story (1984)
    • Red Sonja (1985)
    • Masters of the Universe (1987)
    • Return to Oz (1985)
    • Highlander (1986)
    • Conan the Barbarian (1982)
    • Krull (1983)
    • Excalibur (1981)
    • Clash of the Titans (1981)
    • Dark Crystal (1982)
    • The Princess Bride (1987)
    • Willow (1988)
    • The Beastmaster (1982)

    I know I’ve seen some of these, but not all of them.  I need to go on a quest to watch the ones I haven’t and rewatch the ones I only remember seeing parts of as a child. :D  (Like Willow really disturbed me as a child.)

  2. how am i going to be an optimus prime about this

  3. a list of cute names that come from words already used to describe things, but you could still use to name other things

    • Mercy
    • Temperance
    • Hope
    • Grace
    • Murder
    • Honor
    • Retirement
    • Victory
    • Jurisprudence 
    • A Shirley Temple But With Alcohol in It
    • Uh
    • Violet
    • Marigold
    • Disaster
    • Lily o’the Valley
    • Stew
    • Plateau
    • Ponyboy
    • Beyonce

  4. raptorbirds:

Gyps fulvus (by Glenn van Windt)

Where is the rest of this griffin

    raptorbirds:

    Gyps fulvus (by Glenn van Windt)

    Where is the rest of this griffin

  5. ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

the lesson we learn here is, if you’re a dude all you have to do to be attractive is to stop smiling and start squinting—possibly because you also stopped wearing glasses

    ponderingamelias:

    deadlyforks:

    How does he do it

    there’s still hope for us

    the lesson we learn here is, if you’re a dude all you have to do to be attractive is to stop smiling and start squinting—possibly because you also stopped wearing glasses

  6. finish this sentence bioware edition

    cochisemason:

    spicyshimmy:

    you will lead them or f

    INE DWARVEN CRAFTS, STRAIGHT FROM ORZAMMAR

  7. wojojojo:

isawatree:

are you talking to me? by Hans-Rudolf Werner

Dear poupon

ugh yet another picture of a naked, conventionally attractive human male on tumblr BIG SURPRISE

    wojojojo:

    isawatree:

    are you talking to me? by Hans-Rudolf Werner

    Dear poupon

    ugh yet another picture of a naked, conventionally attractive human male on tumblr BIG SURPRISE

  8. MARS NEEDS REFERENCES, REFERENCES OF HUMANS

    wojojojo:

    poupon:

    does anyone know the name of any large guys who are large and handsome and have photos of themselves on the internet

    uh preferably with some sort of hair, maybe on the face, not necessarily on the head

    uh preferably human

    uh preferably not part of the marvel movie industrial complex 

    uh preferably with skin

    uh preferably who have photos both looking at the camera, and then looking not at the camera, maybe straight to the side or something

    …so you basically want bears?

    this is the number one result for “a handsome bear”

    image

    and it basically fulfilled all of my conditions thank you for the tip

  9. misandryad:

sinbadism:

comicsalliance:

HELLO KITTY IS NOT A CAT, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

shut the fuck up

Haha what the fuck

hello kitty is far more postmodern than any of us could have ever imagined

    misandryad:

    sinbadism:

    comicsalliance:

    HELLO KITTY IS NOT A CAT, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

    shut the fuck up

    Haha what the fuck

    hello kitty is far more postmodern than any of us could have ever imagined

  10. slimydad:

    aztec420:

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

    (Source: eviljovan)