1. MARS NEEDS REFERENCES, REFERENCES OF HUMANS

    wojojojo:

    poupon:

    does anyone know the name of any large guys who are large and handsome and have photos of themselves on the internet

    uh preferably with some sort of hair, maybe on the face, not necessarily on the head

    uh preferably human

    uh preferably not part of the marvel movie industrial complex 

    uh preferably with skin

    uh preferably who have photos both looking at the camera, and then looking not at the camera, maybe straight to the side or something

    …so you basically want bears?

    this is the number one result for “a handsome bear”

    image

    and it basically fulfilled all of my conditions thank you for the tip

  2. misandryad:

sinbadism:

comicsalliance:

HELLO KITTY IS NOT A CAT, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

shut the fuck up

Haha what the fuck

hello kitty is far more postmodern than any of us could have ever imagined

    misandryad:

    sinbadism:

    comicsalliance:

    HELLO KITTY IS NOT A CAT, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

    shut the fuck up

    Haha what the fuck

    hello kitty is far more postmodern than any of us could have ever imagined

  3. slimydad:

    aztec420:

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

    (Source: eviljovan)

  4. these small pigs are killing me i literally am in tears because I MEAN DID YOU SEE THE RUNNING ONE, DID YOU HAVE THE SOUND ON? The noise it made as it ran through the grass? *dead*

    FUCK I DID NOT HAVE THE SOUND ON WAIT A SECOND LET ME GET MY REBLOGGING GLOVES ON

  5. my dash is in an arms race right now of who can post the smallest pig

  6. all i wanted was to eat the rose chicken that was smarter than the other chickens and bring the world revolution

    all i wanted was to eat the rose chicken that was smarter than the other chickens and bring the world revolution

    (Source: halcyonharlot)

  7. MARS NEEDS REFERENCES, REFERENCES OF HUMANS

    does anyone know the name of any large guys who are large and handsome and have photos of themselves on the internet

    uh preferably with some sort of hair, maybe on the face, not necessarily on the head

    uh preferably human

    uh preferably not part of the marvel movie industrial complex 

    uh preferably with skin

    uh preferably who have photos both looking at the camera, and then looking not at the camera, maybe straight to the side or something

  8. let it be known

    i am so OVER otters

  9. goatprince said: poupon i have a serious question. who thought leather seats would be a good idea ever

    youtube commenters, birds that won’t stop crowing about their dick, the kinds of insects that are strongly drawn to bathe in human mixed drinks, people who design pants with false pockets, satan

  10. ignoring the talc powder-like buffer that all that dirt is surely providing, that man is probably sticking to those seats so hard. when he finally gets out of that gymstink sweathouse leather chair he’s going to make a noise like velcro

    ignoring the talc powder-like buffer that all that dirt is surely providing, that man is probably sticking to those seats so hard. when he finally gets out of that gymstink sweathouse leather chair he’s going to make a noise like velcro

    (Source: alphamusclehunks)